As a man who respects women and values a safe and comfortable environment for everyone, I can’t ignore the complaints I’ve heard from female friends about the harassment they experience at the gym. It’s not just frustrating for them—it’s demeaning and completely unacceptable. One of my friends decided to address this issue head-on with a humorous yet pointed retort that I think every gym-goer should read. So, without further ado, here’s her take on dealing with gym creeps:
“Hey there, Mr. Gym Creep! Just a quick PSA for you: staring at me like I’m a rare Pokémon isn’t going to help you catch anything but an awkward conversation. If your eyes could lift weights, you’d be Mr. Universe by now. But here’s the thing, prolonged staring is more uncomfortable than running on a treadmill that won’t stop speeding up.
And about that unsolicited advice? Thanks, but I’ve got a personal trainer, and his name is YouTube. Unless you’ve got a PhD in gymology, I’ll pass on your tips. Inappropriate comments about my appearance or workout routine? Save those for your mirror pep talks, because I’m here to lift weights, not your ego.
Let’s address the physical contact thing: it’s called ‘personal space’ for a reason. Your hands should be lifting dumbbells, not turning into unwanted shoulder massages. And standing so close I can count your breaths? Nah, let’s not make this a breathing competition.
Catcalling and whistling? This isn’t a construction site, and unless you’re a canary, that whistling’s got to go. I’m not looking for a soundtrack to my workout, especially one that sounds like a failed American Idol audition.
Oh, and if you’re taking photos or videos without my consent, hoping to become the next Spielberg? You’ll only get a starring role in the next episode of ‘Why Gym Policies Exist’. Blocking equipment to engage in conversation? I didn’t come here for speed dating; I came to sweat without added frustration.
Following me around the gym or to my car isn’t going to win you a date. It’s just going to win you a restraining order. Think of it as the grand prize for ‘Creepiest Gym Member’.
Intimidation tactics using your size, proximity, or aggressive behavior? This isn’t the Wild West, and I’m not impressed by your alpha display. Using the gym as your personal pick-up zone for sexual advances and suggestive comments? This isn’t Tinder. Swipe left on that idea, buddy.
So, let’s make a deal: you focus on your reps, and I’ll focus on mine. My workout isn’t an audition for America’s Next Top Gym Stalker. Let’s keep our distance, keep our comments to ourselves, and focus on lifting weights, not lifting our creep levels. Thanks, and have a harassment-free workout!
In all seriousness, harassment at the gym is rude, unwanted, and completely unacceptable. Respecting personal boundaries isn’t just polite; it’s essential for creating a safe and welcoming environment for everyone. So, let’s all commit to making the gym a place where we can focus on our fitness goals without unnecessary distractions or discomfort. Harassment isn’t just bad behavior—it’s grounds for being shown the door. Let’s keep it respectful and keep it classy.”
